Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

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a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.

a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.

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It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.

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